lol zingg
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my uncle used to be one of those people who drove dead people to cemeteries and such
then he became a taxi driver and the person he was driving tapped his shoulder to ask a question and my uncle screamed really loud
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I constantly go between being extremely anxious about all the things I have to do and literally not giving a shit. There is no in between, and it’s so exhausting and frustrating.
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i have 3 moods:
- skips every song on my ipod
- lets the music play without interruption
- plays the same song on repeat for days
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things that make me cry:
- math
- people
- actually basically everything idk why I started making a list
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i feel my american-bred sense of entitlement the most when i get annoyed that the ‘united states’ is sorted in alphabetical order on a drop down menu and not just listed at the top
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this is the first non-human ive ever reblogged. I just cant .
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things i am good at:
- not doing homework
- messing everything up
- sleeping in until noon.
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Paul Allih, Dead End Endeavors
omg my 11-year-old brother was screaming so my mom and I rushed into the room asking him what was wrong and he just goes, “I DROPPED THE BASS” and then starts cracking up
lol ashley.
Suns I miss you so much I could die
I miss you more. As soon as I get my own place girl, you’re coming out here, even if you have to sleep on the couch because I couldn’t afford your room yet. Hahaha. AND THEN WELL NEVER MISS EACH OTHER AGAIN because we will stalk each other and like skype from the other room and such. duh.
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On the day I become your wife, you’ll get more than a bride. A bundle of journals tied together, an outpouring of all my love and prayers for you that began finding their way onto paper years before I even saw your face.
me: time to put on a pad just in case because my eyes wont stop doing this thing, what’s that? oh yeah crying for no reason.
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I want to pallet the neon sky
READ MY WRITING
Sunny. 22. California.
I blog about:
◦ Birth control
◦ Sexual and reproductive health
◦ Sex and Planned Parenthood
◦ My life
◦ My relationships and the world around me
◦ Movies and books and things I love
◦ Other things that strike my fancy.
About me:
◦ Cranky control freak.
◦ Type A personality trying to masquerade as a Type B.
◦ Half-open book.
◦ Binge-drinker extraordinaire.
◦ "Porn connoisseur"
◦ Bad at being subtle.
◦ Impatient.
◦ Introvert.
◦ Horrible at expressing myself.
◦ Faux ginger.
◦ List maker.
◦Compulsive documenter.
◦ My stomach always hurts.
◦ I compulsively drink water.
